Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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