THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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