Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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