So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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