im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
