is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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