I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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