it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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