I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
