I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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