its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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