Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
