we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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