I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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