Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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