i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
handjob tips. give me some.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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