He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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