Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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