So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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