I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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