Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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