did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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