Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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