the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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