Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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