After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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