you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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