Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Small penises have feelings too.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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