just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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