Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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