David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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