he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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