Jerry, you need to find god
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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