i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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