Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she peed on how many people?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
The dick lei will go down in squad history
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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