# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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