youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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