physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Are we still banned from the library?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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