Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
