is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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