You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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