I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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