but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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