Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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