To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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