it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I lost the right to judge tonight
i now understand why vodka
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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