I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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