We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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