thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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