walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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