okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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