i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
