omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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