I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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