There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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