I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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