the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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